Leonies Brain cheese

"I wanna shoot myself"
"Hello, my name is Maria. I'm really depressed my 'husband' died on the day that we eanted to mary. I miss him, I miss him so much. He died in a car accident. He always said to his friends: "I'll never get laid, because I don't want to Mary!"
Then he met me, the shy, pale and skinny Maria. He was really good looking. I never understood why he choose me, before he told me. He said: "I choose you, because you're diffrent. YOu look awesome and you have a really strong mind. I love you because you're the only one that doesn't want to change me. I love you Maria, because you're Maria!"
I never actually understood the meaning. Then he asked me if I wanna be his wife, I said 'yes'. And life was good. Now he's dead And I'm alone. I felt back into my shy world. I have no idea about what I could do. Except suicide for sure. But actually that's the most stupid idea ever. I don't like it. But I have to do it. To meet my fiance again. Bye bye world. I'll miss you!"
Marias Parents: "This is what she wrote us. Officer can you find her?"
*Marias mother starts to cry*
Officer: "I'll try my best to find her!" ...

Mord on the Queen Mary 2
"The Passangers danced slowly over the floor. The Captain navigated the ship. The 1st mate was going to take a nap, because she had the early shift. She was tired, really tired. Then it happened. The murder came slowly, knocked on her door. She woke up. She tiredly opened the door. He walked In and Killed her with a knife. 40 Stungs in the belly." said Inspector Laurin Burton. 'The typical mord' he though. But But there was something wrong. She had no bruises. Like she didn't faught before he killed her.
"You think she got killed by a friend?" asked he the ship doctor. "Aye, she has no hematoma" the dotor answered "but something really must be wrong, why should she open the door voluntary?" he asked.
"Well, thanks for looking on the corpse, Doctor. But that is not your problem. I'm not able to tell you about it, yet!" the Inspector said.
"well, you know I'm interrested in it, because Amanda was a really good friend of me. I liked her!" said the doctor softly. "I'll do my best to find the murder before the cruise is done" said Mr Burton. Then he left the doctor alone.
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pretty cool!

A strightly diffrent knight story
When I woke up one morning, I was not in my bed. Not in my bed, and certainly not in my century.
Oh yes, before I start: My name is Jonas and I'm 19 years old.
I just could not believe my eyes. I'm in the 21 Asleep and in the 13th century woke up. How can I now just coming back into my world? As I have so been thinking about my history, I came back this 80th film in the sense he was right? Oh yes, back to the future! So, I woke up in a bed with no mattress and so on was next to me a rat. A rat! I already wanted to scream loudly but luckily passed in the moment a monk. When I asked him where he said we are just "The monastery of St. Gall," but that date did he not tell me. "He was waiting for me," he said, "it seie now time for the prayer." So I went with him into the chapel. They sang songs in Latin. And well, this time I could not speak Latin.
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( I translated that one with Google translator. I was too lazy to write it in english liek I did with the 1st 2 lol )

"What if all people are crazy and the 'crazy' people are normal?"

Leonie wrote:"What if all people are crazy and the 'crazy' people are normal?"

Humm, did you just think of that because I've thought about it before and it makes sense..... So I guess we'd be normal, then xD

This is about the relation ship from my father and me:
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du mit mir gekuschelt hast.
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du 'nah mir stands.
Doch heute bist du nie für mich da,
nie für mich da.

I think it's going to be a song. Idk, it means much to me. And it's pretty sad. And It sounds better in the language it was written so. You guys can translate it into what you want, but I warn you: it doesnt means the same.

Leonie wrote:This is about the relation ship from my father and me:
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du mit mir gekuschelt hast.
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du 'nah mir stands.
Doch heute bist du nie für mich da,
nie für mich da.

I think it's going to be a song. Idk, it means much to me. And it's pretty sad. And It sounds better in the language it was written so. You guys can translate it into what you want, but I warn you: it doesnt means the same.

It does make sense in English (when translated through Google anyway ), although it doesn't flow as well;

"I've seen pictures,
Where you snuggled with me.
I've seen pictures,
Where you stood near me.
But today, you're never there for me,
Never there for me."

Splasher wrote:

Leonie wrote:This is about the relation ship from my father and me:
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du mit mir gekuschelt hast.
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du 'nah mir stands.
Doch heute bist du nie für mich da,
nie für mich da.

I think it's going to be a song. Idk, it means much to me. And it's pretty sad. And It sounds better in the language it was written so. You guys can translate it into what you want, but I warn you: it doesnt means the same.

It does make sense in English (when translated through Google anyway ), although it doesn't flow as well;

"I've seen pictures,
Where you snuggled with me.
I've seen pictures,
Where you stood near me.
But today, you're never there for me,
Never there for me."

Oh man, it means the same as in german, such a sad song (It describes the relation ship between my father and me)

Leonie wrote:

Splasher wrote:

Leonie wrote:This is about the relation ship from my father and me:
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du mit mir gekuschelt hast.
Ich habe bilder gesehen,
auf denen du 'nah mir stands.
Doch heute bist du nie für mich da,
nie für mich da.

I think it's going to be a song. Idk, it means much to me. And it's pretty sad. And It sounds better in the language it was written so. You guys can translate it into what you want, but I warn you: it doesnt means the same.

It does make sense in English (when translated through Google anyway ), although it doesn't flow as well;

"I've seen pictures,
Where you snuggled with me.
I've seen pictures,
Where you stood near me.
But today, you're never there for me,
Never there for me."

Oh man, it means the same as in german, such a sad song (It describes the relation ship between my father and me)

Awwwwwwww

Yesterday, bevore i slept in I had this in my mind:
"life is beutiful, dont care about all the up and downs in it. Just love yourself. And if theres a person who wants you to change who you are say 'shut up' in that peoples face. And life your life however you want it. Just do what you want and what you think is right"
Idk. Why I had this is my mind anymore.
But I think I already dremed about Imganine Dragons. Such an ass katchy band olol~

Leonie wrote:Yesterday, bevore i slept in I had this in my mind:
"life is beutiful, dont care about all the up and downs in it. Just love yourself. And if theres a person who wants you to change who you are say 'shut up' in that peoples face. And life your life however you want it. Just do what you want and what you think is right"
Idk. Why I had this is my mind ~

Aww, that's brilliant, exactly what I needed to read right now :')